One of my most favorite joke-stories ever is one I’ve known most of my 75 years. But most people politely laugh and change the subject, because they don’t get it. My darling husband, who usually shares my sense of humor, finally told me not to tell it anymore because nobody gets it.
It came to mind because I spent pretty much the whole of September ingesting one antibiotic after the other to fight off one ailment after the other. I’ve been sick.
The joke is: King Richard the Lion wakes up one particular morning feeling especially fierce. He stretches and then curls his long red tongue into a enormous yawn. Now ready for the day, he pads out from his bed and grabs the first elephant he sees by the trunk. He whirls that elephant round and round and slings him as far as he can. The earth rattles when the elephant lands and King Richard is on him one leap.
“Who’s the king of the jungle?” he demands.
The elephant doesn’t move, but, with a quaver in his voice, whispers, “Why you are sir!”
“You got that right,” snarls King Richard and heads off to scare the first rhinoceros he finds.
The rhinoceros and then the giraffe and zebra and all the other animals agree. The lion is indeed king of jungle.
Quite satisfied with himself, Richard struts his way back to his lair, where he comes across a field mouse just at the edge of the plain. That poor mouse doesn’t stand a chance.
But when the lion is finished shredding the trembling creature and demands, yet again, “Who’s the king of jungle?”
Said mouse squeaks, “Yeah, but I’ve been sick.”
I love the story because to me it means the biggest and toughest isn’t always the winner. And even the smallest can triumph.
Please let me know if you think it’s funny. You probably won’t, but I don’t care. I think it’s funny.
Anyway, my blog entries this week are about finding ways to prevail when life throws you out into left field.
I liked this one because, although the other boy is a bully, the main character has a part in making him that way.
EllRay Jakes Is Not a Chicken!
Illustrated by Jamie Harper
Eight-year-old EllRay gets into trouble enough on his own without having to defend himself against Jared’s physical bullying. To make matters worse, EllRay is the smallest kid in his class and Jared is the biggest. EllRay figures he can patiently wait through the torment until Jared gets bored with him and picks a new victim. Unfortunately, EllRay’s parents are not happy with his progress report and scold him for not doing better in the behavior department. If EllRay can stay out of trouble for a week, his dad will take him to Disneyland the following Saturday, so he puts up with Jared giving him knuckle rubs on the ribs and tripping him in class and in general making school life miserable. Jared’s bullying begins to be noticed by their teacher and other teachers, but he doesn’t back off much and his side-kick, Stanley, helps him out. EllRay makes it through the week, only to discover his parents have invited Jared to come along to Disneyland. During their time together, EllRay learns that he had inadvertently embarrassed Jared just before the Christmas break and that’s why he’s been so mean. The boys make up and life is better at school. Not that EllRay isn’t still the class clown. The book makes a good discussion jumping off point for understanding bullying and how to deal with it and the illustrations are cute.
BIBLIO: 2011, Viking/Penguin Young Readers Group/ Penguin Group, Ages 6 to 8, $14.99.
REVIEWER: Sarah Maury Swan
FORMAT: Early Reader
We all have trouble accepting our part in what bad befalls us, yet we all have a role to play in all of it.
It’s All Your Fault
Up to this point in her life, Caitlin Mary Prudence Rectitude Singleberry has considered herself a good Christian girl devoutly trying to follow Jesus’ teachings. Caitlin has severe anxiety problems, to the point of obsessively counting things, like how many railings in a fence section or naming her many siblings in chronological order. But in one weekend she has fallen to the Devil and is now in jail for armed robbery, car theft and a myriad of charges all because of her cousin Heller Harrigan—once her best friend and now her sworn enemy. After all Heller did almost get Caitlin killed four years earlier and then never called to say she was sorry or even come to visit while Caitlin was in the hospital. But now Heller is on the edge of major stardom in the Hollywood sky with a new block-buster mega-million movie based on a best-selling series of novels. Unfortunately, she has a tendency to get into trouble so her mother and the studio decide Caitlin should chaperone her cousin. For the most part, things go poorly until Caitlin gets into trouble. In the end, Caitlin and Heller become friends again. The author has an off-beat sense of humor which will have the reader laughing out loud. But he also addresses serious teen problems, such as drug and alcohol abuse and mental disorders.
BIBLIO: 2016, Scholastic Press/Scholastic, Inc., Ages 14 +, $19.99.
REVIEWER: Sarah Maury Swan
FORMAT: Young Adult
Most things in life come with a price and it is up to us to deal with them.
Wildflower: The Best Songs Come from Broken Hearts
Bird Barrett plays fiddle in her family’s bluegrass band. The band the family started to deal with their deep sorrow over the accidental drowning death of the youngest child, Caleb. Dylan, Bird’s oldest brother, enjoys being on the road with his family so much, he forgoes a traditional brick and mortar college for studying online. Jacob, the second son in the family, also loves life on the road and playing his upright bass. So the whole is well settled into the rhythm of setting up, playing gigs, breaking down the equipment and climbing back into their RV named Winnie. When she’s not doing her school work or practicing her fiddle, Maybelle, she writes poems primarily about Adam, another talented teen itinerant musician and the love of Bird’s young life—all sixteen years of it. But all this changes when Bird has to sing lead after her dad comes down with laryngitis. Turns out there’s a record producer from Nashville in the audience, who wants to add Bird to his stable of musicians. Fortunately, a more low-key producer comes along and becomes Bird’s producer. The family settles down in Nashville as all attention focuses on making Bird a household name. Things go swimmingly for Bird, but Dylan and Jacob feel left out and Adam finally realizes he’s not going to have a relationship with Bird. The singer/fiddler is devastated when she discovers that Adam has gone on with his life, but comes to grips with it as she learns to hold her own with all the people trying to manipulate her. Some parts of this book drift, but the bits about playing music and writing songs are beautiful and the homage paid to Lady Byrd Johnson and performers like Maybelle Carter is wonderful.
BIBLIO: 2014, Poppy/Little Brown and Company/Hatchett Book Group, Ages 14 +, $18.00.
REVIEWER: Sarah Maury Swan
FORMAT: Young Adult
Believe in yourself and what you can do, no matter what the lion does to stop you. And please let me know what you think. Especially what you think of my joke. Thanks for reading. Sarah
10 thoughts on “I’ve Been Sick”
What a brave little mouse and one who believes in himself. Go mouse! I did like the joke. What’s not to like?
Thanks, Linda. Just hearing from you brings me joy.
Love the story and the mouse’s retort for the lion!
Thanks Joan. I’m starting my research, yet again, for the appropriate agent & or editor to whom I should send my picture book. Let you know soon.
Your joke did make me smile. I do believe that a lot of us have a joke that we are fond of. A joke that others don’t quite get what the fuss is about.
Two posh cows are standing in a field chewing the cud. One suddenly stops its masticating, looks up and says “Moooooooo”.
The other cow raises an eyebrow and looks at his friend with disdain.
“You rotter” he says ” l was going to say that”.
Thanks for the chortle, Brad. And nice to meet you.
The way I heard it, the lion is talking about how great it is to be a lion, and the mouse say “I’m a lion too.” The lion says “Yeah? How come I’m so big and strong, and you’re so tiny?” And the mouse says “I been sick.”
Without the context of the contrast, it’s not very funny.
About the mouse . . . my dear friend quoted this to me today – sorta – as a comic from newspaper or somewhere many years ago. (he is 91) – His quote – Elephant asked mouse, “Why aren’t you big like I am?” Mouse replied: “I’ve been sick.” But he had another. They are walking on a swinging bridge. Elephant: “This bridge is sure swinging a lot today.” Mouse: “That’s because there are two of us on it.” Can you tell me the source? I really want to find more to share with him. Thanks!
Sorry Pat, I learned the original joke from my maternal grandmother, but have embellished here. I like the mouse joke you told.
I’m re-reading John D. MacDonald’s Travis McGee series and the punchline to this joke comes up in a conversation. The book was published in 1965 and McGee calls it “that ancient mouse joke” so it’s been around for a while.
The first time I read this book was probably 10 years after it was published and of course there was no internet. It was nice to just do a Google search and finally get the context.